1 00:00:07,689 --> 00:00:09,990 Daddy, will you show me how to tie a tie? 2 00:00:11,110 --> 00:00:12,069 Um, sure. 3 00:00:12,070 --> 00:00:13,070 This is so frustrating. 4 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:14,830 Come over here. 5 00:00:16,170 --> 00:00:18,170 Okay, um, you face that way. 6 00:00:18,550 --> 00:00:19,550 Okay. 7 00:00:21,170 --> 00:00:23,610 Your mother never taught you how to tie a tie? No. 8 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:25,590 Not even if a girl forgot? 9 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:29,750 Mm -mm. Okay, so, all right, your first lesson. 10 00:00:31,930 --> 00:00:34,010 The big N goes over the little N. 11 00:00:34,230 --> 00:00:36,310 Okay. And it goes... 12 00:00:39,950 --> 00:00:41,770 around the little end again. 13 00:00:43,690 --> 00:00:47,750 And this knot, by the way, is called a Windsor knot, okay? 14 00:00:48,630 --> 00:00:51,110 You can do a double, but we're going to do a single. 15 00:00:51,410 --> 00:00:58,310 And then you take them, the big guy, and you pull them over the 16 00:00:58,310 --> 00:01:04,190 top like that, and then down through the front, 17 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:06,670 like such. 18 00:01:08,620 --> 00:01:11,240 And then you can kind of wear it like that, kind of nice and loose. 19 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:12,920 There you go. 20 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:17,300 Thank you. What is that? What knot is that? 21 00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:19,080 A Windsor knot. 22 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,020 But a single. 23 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:22,600 A single Windsor knot. 24 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:23,880 Because you can do doubles too. 25 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,280 Okay, 26 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:33,600 start over. 27 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:45,350 Should I already mess it up? No, you're good. 28 00:01:46,950 --> 00:01:48,550 Down through the center. 29 00:01:54,590 --> 00:01:59,630 And then, yeah, you hold the little guy on the bottom so your Windsor doesn't 30 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:00,589 fold in. 31 00:02:00,590 --> 00:02:02,930 Okay. Go back out with that guy like that. 32 00:02:03,510 --> 00:02:08,750 So you hold the little guy right here like that. I keep messing that part up. 33 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:12,610 That's how it goes. 34 00:02:14,310 --> 00:02:17,950 And you can take this and maybe stick it inside your top or something. 35 00:02:18,730 --> 00:02:19,730 Like that? 36 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:21,490 Yeah, something like that. 37 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:23,830 Yeah? Mm -hmm. 38 00:02:24,870 --> 00:02:27,210 Well, thank you so much. You're welcome. 39 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:29,170 Aw, thanks, Daddy. 40 00:02:29,870 --> 00:02:33,410 What are you doing, honey? 41 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:40,650 I just... I'm really excited about knowing how to tie a tie. 42 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,580 Oh, okay, yeah. I can understand that. 43 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,980 And I've been wanting to get you a love... I can't understand that. 44 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:49,320 ...for a while. 45 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:54,680 What would your mother say? I mean, come on. I mean, you know, we are married. 46 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:59,480 I am so much better than my mom, and she doesn't have to know. 47 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:01,680 Better than your mom? 48 00:03:01,980 --> 00:03:03,180 Yeah. Really? 49 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,400 A lot better. 50 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:08,680 Hmm. Well, um, I... 51 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:12,580 Really, honey, I don't know. Oh, it looks like you know. 52 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:16,840 Well, 53 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:23,260 I'm not condoning this behavior. 54 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:24,740 I have nothing else to say. 55 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:29,440 But you can't, I'm not saying it's okay. 56 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:30,980 Well, it's happening. 57 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,620 But I'm still not saying that. 58 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,180 It looks like it's okay. 59 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,140 Well, you've got to promise not to say anything. 60 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,160 Especially to your mom. 61 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:48,440 I won't. I promise. 62 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,300 Promise? I promise. 63 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,440 Yeah, 64 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:00,760 we can't leave any evidence. 65 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:03,380 Well, there's a lot of pink on you right now. Yeah, well. 66 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,540 I'll leave it all right here 67 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:55,920 Deep throat. Deep throat. 68 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:57,800 Ah, yeah. 69 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,080 Just like your mother. Ah! 70 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,880 Just like your mother. 71 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:07,480 Why don't you get a little bit more comfortable for me? 72 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:13,660 Um, yeah, well, can you, like, take that skirt off, too? And I'll, uh, take my 73 00:05:13,660 --> 00:05:16,580 pants off. You can't tell anybody. Remember, not even your girlfriends. 74 00:05:18,060 --> 00:05:19,920 I know you've seen me naked before. 75 00:05:20,460 --> 00:05:22,940 Yeah, I have, but, you know, you're my stepdaughter, and... 76 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,200 You stepped back, so it goes as far as it goes. 77 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:32,300 Yeah, forget that. 78 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:40,720 Wow, he's definitely grown up. 79 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:48,880 You can leave that out. 80 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:50,220 I can't. 81 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,580 Oh, Katie, that does feel good. 82 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:14,780 Oh, yes. 83 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:18,960 Yes. 84 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:22,980 Oh, yes. 85 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,760 Two hands on my table. 86 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:40,920 Oh. 87 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:42,460 Oh. 88 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,180 nice and deep there we go 89 00:22:40,940 --> 00:22:41,940 Just like that. Just like that. 90 00:26:41,290 --> 00:26:42,290 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 91 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,380 You can't say anything to your girlfriends. 92 00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:57,720 Definitely nothing to your mom. 93 00:29:58,260 --> 00:29:59,260 Okay, fine. 94 00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:01,060 I promise. 95 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,240 Okay, maybe your girlfriends. 96 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,300 But, okay. 97 00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:05,220 Definitely not your mom. I promise. 98 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,600 Thank you, Daddy.